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An inmate in Brazil had a plasma TV, gym set, two pistols and cash in his cell.
Homeowners who don't mow their lawns face a stiff fine, even jail time in some cases...
A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway.
A minister wound up the services one morning by saying the following...
Three men, an Scot, an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building.
A young girl hadn't been feeling well, so she went to her family doctor.
Two junior co-eds went to the movies one night.
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.
Ask small children if they have seen any suspicious-looking sea monsters lately.
One day, a priest decides to take a walk to the pier near his church.
Two sperm are swimming in a women's body...
You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people''s countries...
Internal Revenue Service is an agency of the government to whom Americans pay taxes on their income to.
10. Keep your back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart...
A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down.
Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?"
A man joins the navy and is shipped out immediately to an aircraft carrier in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster and he wants chicks.
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome.
Three Americans were up against a very large Russian in a wrestling meet.
A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer.
One day at the rest home, an old man and woman are talking.
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